Suddenly it all becomes clear......
David Cameron is in fact Iggle Piggle....
How on earth did we miss this before?
Tory Colours? Tick
Vacant look? Tick
Not making any sense? Tick
No wonder this country is in trouble!
"Yes, I'm David Cameron, Cammy, Cammy, David Cameron..Yes, I'm David Cameron, Cammy, Cammy, Cammy wooooo."
And although he doesn't necessarily look it, Gids is really Upsy Daisy.
Surely IDS is he who is known as 'Macca Pacca Pebble Shagga' in my house? Although you could substitute pebble with commoner......
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Ahem. Drat that iPad autocorrect!
It is all a load of ninky nonk
HAHAHAHAAAAH! Very good :D
Well said Alison.